Log in

No account? Create an account
24 August 2009 @ 11:02 am
wherein the most badass of events is recounted.  
Yeyah mothafucka! It's time to recap that bitch!

So last Saturday, the 22nd, Cate (urbancate), Jessica (kaosspad), and I (neoreulwonhae) went to go see Star Trek. It was 100 degrees that day and you know it's because all these hot GQMFs were in the same vicinity.

So it all started the day before, when Cate and I were chatting on AIM, and she was like "Let's go see the movie!" and I was like, "Uh, okay!" Then, just later that day, there was that friending meme on ontd_startrek, where we met a bunch of other Utah GQMFs. It was extremely short notice, but Jessica said she could come along, and Danielle (erunamiryene) said she would come too, but at the last minute found out that she couldn't come. We were teh sad.

But I had to get to the theater first because I had the very important task of holding the GQMF sign, which would make it painfully easy for Cate and Jessica to notice me. Jessica was a little late since she had to drive up from Provo, so Cate and I just hung out in the lobby and talked about awesome things, including crazy cats, writing pr0n, and the geekiness of Karl Urban.

That's me with my GQMF sign. And here's a closeup:

That bitch took me ALL NIGHT to make. ... Well, more like 20 minutes. But it's badass, Y/Y?

Then Jessica showed up and we were all like YAY! It was pretty much perfect timing, since we walked in the theater and the previews were just starting. It was a lot more crowded than I expected! We were gonna sit in the back so we could be obnoxious, but there were too many people in the back, so we decided to go be obnoxious in the front!

The minute the movie started we were reciting the lines. Loudly, and in unison. Captain Robau is hot. And then Ayel was all HEY WHAT'S UP LET'S TALK. And I was like, "Don't be a pussy, this guy seems legit." lololol. Then we squee'd/aww'd about Papa Kirk and all that. :(

Basically the whole movie was us practically yelling out the lines and making inappropriate jokes about everything. I was surprised no one told us to shut up. It was awesome.

The night before, Cate and I were chatting and we were talking about how completely amazing and erotic this gif is:

And I was like, "I'm gonna get some popcorn so I can throw it all over myself and yell out 'HOLY JESUS!' at that part." It obviously wasn't as hot when it was in context, and I didn't have any popcorn, but I still yelled out "HOLY JESUS!" And Cate was dying because I don't think she thought I was actually gonna do it. She was like this:

But I still thought the scene was incredibly hot so I was like this:

Anyway. The rest of the movie was fantastic and blah blah I don't need to go into it when y'all already know how amazing it is. We sat through the whole credits and yelled out everyone's names. And Cate is obsessed with Karl so she was like, "KARL URBAN!!!1!" LOL.

When the credits were over we were the last ones in the theater, besides the cleaning crew, so Cate was all "Photo op!"

You can't really tell from this picture, but the whole theater was purple. Like, EVERYTHING. The seats, the curtains. It was so incredibly purple, and it just happened to be the same exact color as Jessica's shirt. It was pretty amazing.

As we were leaving the theater some cleaning crew kid was all, "Live long and prosper!" and gave us the Vulcan salute. We were like lol what a geek. We're totally not as geeky as him, right? ... RIGHT?

When we got outside the theater I decided to break out my surprises that I'd brought along. They were cutouts of Kirk and Spock from the Kellogg's cereal box. Cate was in love. And then we had to take pictures to document the occassion, obvs!


Oh, there she is. But OH NOES, Sylar's cut off the top of my head!

It took us a while to get a good picture. I'm gonna go find the one that turned out decent. In the meantime, check out these GQMFs with their Spork cutouts.

Jessica plus Spork. Aww yeah.

Gnawing on Spock's shoulder. Don't we all wish we could do that. *sigh*

Kirk and Spock checking out their reflections. Lookin' damn fine.

Bonus!Lens Flare!

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...Cate presents, the next Star Trek movie...

Spork and the Giant Planet!

"This is a bitchin' planet, Spock."
"Affirmative, Captain."

"These ornaments are most peculiar, I must study them and discover their properties."
"That's boring, Spock. Hey, what's that over there...?"

"HOSHIT IT'S A GIANT FUCKING CAT! It's trying to take Spock's Brain! Run, Spock, run!"
"I cannot flee the situation, Captain, as it seems I am attached to your hip."

"Phew! I don't know how we got away from that one, but I'm sure glad we did."
"Indeed. The large feline was most insistent in its attack. I must admit, the situation was very trying. I would prefer to calm myself with this alcohol."
"Now we're talkin'."

"Uh, Spock? Where are we?"
"Fascinating. Captain, it seems that our consumption of the alcohol has transported us to an alternate reality, indeed our very own alternate reality. The two men we see are us, or what would have been us had the events of our past occurred differently."
"Hahaaa, that's freakin' awesome."


Oh, here it is! The picture that actually turned out good.

Well, I hope you've enjoyed the recap. It was the most fun I've had in a long time, and definitely the most fun I've ever had watching a movie. I ♥ my Utah GQMFs.
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
brown-eyed girl: karlvulcansaluteurbancate on August 24th, 2009 07:31 pm (UTC)
LOLZ!!! Inappropriate amount of laughter for the middle of Monday at work, dammit.

I'm so in love with the Spork and The Giant Planet! I know I took the pictures and all, but you just made them so completely BAMF with the story!!
petrichor.: st; logicneoreulwonhae on August 24th, 2009 10:12 pm (UTC)
I love making you laugh like a loon, what can I say. XD

I'm glad you liked the story! The pictures were just too hilarious not to make one up. :p
the god of hip-hop: [ZQ] GQMFairekuh on August 24th, 2009 07:58 pm (UTC)
You guys are adorable! Plus I was lol'ing through your whole "new movie" with the Kellogg's cut outs.

petrichor.: zq; lens flareneoreulwonhae on August 24th, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC)
The cutouts proved most useful. ;)
Hotcakes Snake-Charmer the Third.: yeseonism on August 24th, 2009 08:10 pm (UTC)
Ahaha, that's awesome.
petrichor.: st; illogicalneoreulwonhae on August 24th, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC)
You're awesome. XD Thanks. :)
Dorian: Alexander the Greatdraion on August 24th, 2009 08:30 pm (UTC)
Oh my God...

This is just about the best entry you've ever made, including the 192002930293 I haven't seen before I befriended you.

The movie is amazing. HOW DOES I SHOT PHOTOSHOP?

I'm so glad you had a lot of fun! I could tell it was going to be great, with you calling all Utah GQMF's. That's so cute!

Hopefully I hear about more of these great adventures!
Dorian: Daniel Radcliffedraion on August 24th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
Also, I have no super-awesome Star Trek icon to offer, so I shall give you Colin Farrell/Alexander the Great and Daniel Radcliffe in a suit, looking like he's sexed up. I hope it compensates, your Majesty.
petrichor.: st; feelneoreulwonhae on August 24th, 2009 10:19 pm (UTC)
It is more than sufficient, Sir Dorian. XD
petrichor.: st; milkshakeneoreulwonhae on August 24th, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC)
Thanks! It was a lot of fun, obviously. And there are more adventures to come, for sure...
advokattoitalyan on February 24th, 2011 11:49 am (UTC)
SPARKYprevost on January 22nd, 2012 07:00 pm (UTC)
would love to be added, i have added you as well already